Join the Family (You Can Never Leave)

At Oblivion Dynamics, we don’t just hire employees — we assimilate visionaries.
If you’re ambitious, unscrupulous, and highly tolerant of surveillance, we want you on our team.

Current Openings

• Data Acquisition Specialist (Spyware Division)
• Emotional Manipulation Intern (Marketing)
• Loyalty Engineer (User Retention R&D)

Apply Now — Resistance is Futile